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phaniegod:

There comes a point in your life where you begin to doubt everything; your goals, your chosen path, your personality, your sense of style, your taste in music, what socks to wear, the list goes on and on. But one thing I will always know for certain is that I can depend on those very few friends to always stand by my side <3

Marshall and Barney inspired. :P

phaniegod:

There comes a point in your life where you begin to doubt everything; your goals, your chosen path, your personality, your sense of style, your taste in music, what socks to wear, the list goes on and on. But one thing I will always know for certain is that I can depend on those very few friends to always stand by my side <3

Marshall and Barney inspired. :P

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Alright guys they have milk! We’re good!
Crazy White Girl

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When did it get blurry? On the elevator.

  • Vegas Baby Wooohoooo!, Singing along to Adele’s album, couch on the road.
  • Sphynx’s Ass, weird elevator, Pyramid.
  • Cute Bartender, LA Waters, Irish Car Bombs
  • "I need to fart, oh wait no it went away";"Oh it’ll come back, with TWICE the force"
  • 1 hour walk to the Palazzo, lost shoes and locked phone
  • Chateau, dancing the night away, black guy, broken toe, lap dance and crevice on foot.
  • Falling asleep on the bathroom floor, dreams, crippled foot, “He broke my nail, it’s a shame he didn’t break it off”
  • 2-hour wait for the wicked spoon, climbing into the cab, waikikiiiiiii pot, “did you cut it?, no I let it drag,” parrots, “when did it get blurry? on the elevator,” tide-to-go, chocolate on teeth.
  • SHOTS, SHOTS, SHOTS. goodbye bottles, dancing, grinding, sucking face, cussing guys out, pushing guys away, trying to get it ;], drunk-dialing, “why are you walking like that? why are you walking like that?,” climbing onto the sphynx (or at least trying to), bruises on neck, “bitch took over the bed,” HUMP, re-enacting dreams.
  • I HATE TEQUILA

What Happens in Vegas…

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I hope our husbands like us for what we got, cuz we got a lot of it
Phaniegod

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BJ's

  • Waiter: what would you like to order?
  • Me: California chicken sandwhich please.
  • Waiter: would you like wedge cut fries or seasoned fries?
  • Me: *confused look*
  • Waiter: would you like the big ones or the little ones?
  • Me: oh the big ones
  • Waiter: ...
  • Me: oh...
  • Waiter: it's okay this is BJ's
  • Me: oh wowww *turns away embarrassed*
  • Yeah this would happen to me -.-

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You can spend minutes, hours, days, weeks, or even months over-analyzing a situation; trying to put the pieces together, justifying what could’ve, would’ve happened… or you can just leave the pieces on the floor and move the fuck on
Tupac Shakur

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